from ceanne:

"After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days."

and

"An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit." *sigh*- americans...

and

"Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape." heehhehehehehhehehehheheheheehahahahahhahahaha!!! :) thanks ceanne :) them stories made my day :)

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 this kid keeps poking me on facebook. what does it all mean?

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 HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. HARRY POTTER. i started reading "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at approximately 8:30am yesterday morning. i figured since i'm a working girl now, i won't have time to read during the week cuz i basically get home from work, eat and crash. i wake up and repeat. so yesterday i spent the day in my jammies and in bed, only taking breaks for food and bathroom reasons. i didn't even put in my contacts :) i finished the whole damn book at 11:42pm. HAHAHHAHAHA that's 15.25 hours approximately! let's take one hour and some for the food and bathroom breaks :) i finished the 6th harry potter book (632 pages) in 14 hours. heh. it was great. *STOP READING TIL THE TRIPLE ASTERISKS IF YOU DONT WANT ANYTHING TO BE SPOILED* i thought the bulk of it was actually pretty boring if i think about it. i was readying and reading and nothing really exciting was happening. usually things are really suspenseful and i can't wait to keep turning pages. things didn't get SUPER good til about page 400 or so. like chapters 22 and on. three words about this book though: OH MY and GAWD. you need to read it. i still like #3 the most out of the six that are out right now. but the ending to this one was good. the latter third.

awesomeness. comments? wanna chat about this? :)!!!

my sister's reading it now. i couldn't help yelling out OH MY GAWD though when i was reading. she was cool about it haha.

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 i got the backstreet boys cd :) well i didnt get it. i earned it though hahahahah... henry and i made a bet a long time ago- 4 or 5 years ago?- about the backstreet boys. he said when they broke up that they wouldn't get back together. i said they would. we bet their new CD. obviously i won. i'm holding the damn thing right now. and listening to it :) it's great. AJ is so frikkin hot. sigh :) *blushing* he's steamy.

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so i've been super tempted lately. i'm still trying to figure the reasons out, but i talked to skittles and we're going to get together to chat some before either of us does anything rash hahahaha... it will be good to chat with skittles again. i missed that.

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was at stonestown today. biggest news: they put little cushion thingies on the marble benches outside stores! like outside express!

i was looking for shoes for work, but i got two shirts instead. great eh? :) gap. i guess i'll always be a gap kid. several reasons why...

saw a shirt at ae. "i'm with him because he appreciates perfection" HAHHAHAHA i love it.

my cousin got one that said "i have a black belt in CRAZY." there was a picture of bruce lee on it too. he likes that guy. (my cousin likes bruce lee, not the other way around, although i wouldnt doubt that bruce would like to chill with my cousin. cool beans.)

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i still havent seen f4. i will next weekend i hope. i got me a hot date that wants to see it ;) he had midterms tomorrow so we didnt go this weekend... hahahahaha... sigh hahahhaha...

anyway, i think thats it for me. the one weekend i coulda gone out and had some fun and i have no friends.

so sad :(